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- I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL.
- I will hit you very often.
- I will insult you more than necessary.
- I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
- I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
- I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
- I will swear at you 24/7.
- I will tell you personal stuff people probably don’t want to hear.
how the fuck
is this so accurate
That first one.
Source: ayeah-itsnicole
I think my friend jimmy qualified, except for the hitting part, he hits me a lot.
If I consider you as one of my good/close friends.. I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL. I will hit you very often....
getting notifications for this HAHA. Yeah.