December 2010
Netherlands.
Vincent: (from work) ....Who you buying black ops for? I thought you already had it?
Me: ....It's for my boyfriend.
Vincent: Postage to the Netherlands must cost a bit.
Me: HE DOESNT LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS. HE IS A CAUCASIAN LIVING IN AUCKLAND!
Vincent: ...Theres a place in Netherlands called Auckland? Funny. And Caucasian? So he's.... european, from europe?
Me: I only said that cause most people thought I'd get an Asian boyfriend.
Vincent: A boyfriend from the Netherlands fits you.
Shane: (Also from work and later on) I asked you cause I thought you might know this, How much is a phone call to the Netherlands?
Me: HE IS NOT FROM THE NETHERLANDS!