January 2010
“…the best tv show to watch while your extremely drunk or high?...”
– Ai answering the most queerest questions she’s ever been asked
Ako-chan pestering me about spending too much......
Ai: *tries to sneak out of the hello kitty filled store*
Ako-chan: "Ai.... I can see you."
Ai: *stops and gulps before turning around forcing a smile* "Hi Ako-chan! What brings you here! *Tries to hide some shopping bags behind her back*
Ako-chan: "... What do you have there Ai?"
Ai: *sweatdrop* "Uh.... Nothing?"
Ako-chan: *blank stare* "How much?"
Ai: *acts clueless* "How much what Ako-chan?"
Ako-chan: "....How much did you spend Ai? Seriously... I know it's your pay day and everything... but you only got paid last night. And i know you've already blown it."
Ai: ".... uhhh..." *gulps* "....A couple hundred...."
Ako-chan: *slaps forehead* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU BUY?!!?
Ai: ".....Some stuff..."
Ako-chan: "How. Much. Fucking. Stuff. Did You Buy!?!"
Ai: " Welll.... I bought some stationery.... a comb-"
Ako-chan: "-YOU ALREADY HAVE A COMB!!"
Ai: *coughs thens starts to list off on her fingers* " A Hello Kitty Kokeshi doll, A diary, Some notebooks... A plushie, Some charms-"
Ako-chan: "-YOUR BAG IS ALREADY WEIGHED DOWN WITH CHARMS!"
Ai: "I know! But I got some for my new pencil case! And some for my celephone! And for... this other bag... that I bought..."
Ako-chan: "THAT'S IT! GIVE ME YOUR CASHFLOW CARD!"
Ai: *cries* "Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-But I haven't finished shopping yet!!!"
Relationships.
I really hate relationships.
Not just the lovey dovey ones…. but the friendship ones as well.
No matter what i do, they just don’t work out.
This is the main one right now, one of my best friends of (nearly) six years is just drifting away. I don’t even feel like I’m her friend anymore. Especially when it comes to things on the internet. She doesnt talk to me. At all....
“Noone sees her dying inside as her tears start to fall…”
– Unknown
*sigh*
Gods.
Why are you testing me?
Have I done something wrong?
Are you still hung up on that time I ate my brother’s pizza without asking?
Well…. You better give me an answer. Cause I can’t wait long…
No, I have not gone crazy thinking the “gods” can read my blog. I’m just pushing it out there that I’m really frustrated right now.
At work theyre...
"The Dead." What do you think?
Can you see the dead? They’re living without their heads. Their tounges are Tied, Their thoughts are dried Of the life that was left. Can you see the dead? They’re watching the tv set, Eyes glued to a screen Or a magazine Living someones life instead Can you see the dead? They’re all that seeks the trend Matching in style They go on for miles Unique has simply bled Can you see...
December 2009
Stalkers, Mr Cueball and unfortunate ducklings.
I swear i’m getting followed. Or something.
…Or maybe I’m unconciously following them? I dont know.
Anyway.
I keep on seeing,…let’s call him BlackBelt…, this guy I used to like everywhere. It’s extremely weird….
Like today I swear I saw him at the mall… but it might not of been him… Like a look alike maybe? But it’s so...
“Yes Mister, according to law we are supposed to sell items at the price at which...”
– Ai putting some lawyer brand hurt on a whinging customer
Sore levels.
Sparrow: I got stung for the first time today ....it hurt............like fuck
Ai: ...It hurt like fuck?
Sparrow: Yes. It still kinda hurts.
Ai: .....are you sure?
Sparrow: yes.
Ai: like... libia ripping sore?
Sparrow: ..........um I don't think so.
Ai: Well. Not that sore then.
Attention seeking sentences.
Ai: Oh! And i forgot. I killed your cat. Should of told you earlier.
Ryu: You killed her cat?!
Ai: No... It's an attention seeker. Like screaming "PENIS CUNT MOUTH FUCKER!" in the middle of a crowed room
Ryu: Ahhhh.
Ai: you got any sentences like that?
Ryu: Not really. ^^; I'm amazingly patient.
Ai: Well i got plenty. "FREE BOOB JOBS RIGHT HERE!" is a favourite.
Ryu: Hahahaha!! xDD