December 2009
Happy Birthday Ai~
Guess what?!!
TODAY’S MY BIRTHDAY~ Yep, I’m offically 16. And ready to finally be able to legally purchase R16 things and go to R16 movies…
Not like I didn’t before…
ANYWAY! MOVING ON!
Me, being the bloody idiot I am, worked on my birthday. They fucking announced it over the speakers… TWICE! So i had customers coming up to me and wishing me a happy...
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Christmas Day, Cheery Hooligans and Charading...
I swear, In New Zealand, Christmas translates to “The Day To Get Drunk”.
The Monster is outside, with my sister and brother drinking. And I don’t give a flying fuck.
I mean… the present she got me I got myself, I literally went to the shop with her and got it. No thought needed. My sister and brother got me makeup, like I told her.
The only gift i got which i...
“YYYYEEEEESSSSS!!! BARELY CLOTHED! HERE I COME!”
– Hiraani when she was going to get changed into her swimsuit.
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Christmas Eve. And Shopping Tips.
Okay, I work in a department store called ‘The Warehouse’, and it’s like New Zealand’s version of Walmart only people shop there willingly. So being a casual, I am expected to work on Christmas Eve.
So when i got up this morning at 6:30 it felt like a normal day….I plodded to the train station and got to the mall…. then went up the “employee only”...
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"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
Today, driving home in my father’s (crappy shit hole) of a Holden 2009 Commodore, I saw my second most favourite car… A 2007 Ford Mustang GT500… (Most favourite is a tie between the 1996 and the 2008 Shelby Cobra)
And Oh my god. The guy who was driving it pulled up beside me. And i squealed. (happened at the lights) he asked me if i was ok and i said “OH MY FUCKING GOD! I...
The long awaited day out in town.
Ok. Remind me to never organise a day with two different groups of friends of mine. Seriously.
My best friend (sparrow) broke up with her first boyfriend (Heath) a couple of years ago… and hanging with just the two of them is alright. But heath being like a brother to me, and his new girlfriend (‘kitty’) being someone I can get along with… I thought sparrow would be okay....
At Work
Supervisor: You know... these baubles are really cool.
Ai: Yeah, they're so big... they look so juicy...
Supervisor: ...are you sure you're talking about the baubles? Cause it sounds like you're talking about Taylor Lautner.
Ai: .......I'll pretend you did not just say that.
Supervisor: I SAW you buy the book about him!
Ai: That was for a friend! A christmas present!
Supervisor: ...sure it was...
Ai: And i bet those condoms were yours?
Supervisor: What?!
Ai: I saw you at the supermarket yesterday.
Supervisor: .....You got me there.
“Oh! My Favourite one, this is true. It says “If you’re washing...”
– The Great Kiwi Christmas Comedy Gala.
You Think You Can Control Me? →
You see, this is a Master Slave Roleplay that my friend started. Now, sure, there is the chick(Ryumi) that’s pissing the hell outta me and the dude(dictator Black) that’s kinda preventing me from posting again… But it’s really awesome. Take a read… or if you’re on Gaia(or not…) You should make a profile and try you’re luck at joining! (My username is...
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Wii Musings.
I’m watching the Monster playing Wii Sports Resort right now. God It’s hilarious!
Before she was trying to play my DDR…. And She wasn’t even on the Mat.
But Currently She’s playing Table Tennis…. And she’s cursing the Cole dude you have to play. She’s calling him a dick for not letting her hit the ball. XD
I love it when Monster’s drunk...
You gotta love it XD
“Sighing, she decided to ignore the halfbreed and scope out some more… less...”
– http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/barton-town/you-think-you-can-control-me-o-a/t.56638620_181/
Raping Swords
Sparrow: ok, new guy.his picture, I went 'wow, that's hot' ..........I was talking about his sword...seriously that sword is BIG
Ai: can we rape him? ......and the sword?
Sparrow: lol, that might hurt...
Ai: Yeah... Maybe we could use bubble wrap as a condom?
Sparrow: lol
Ai: I JUST THOUGHT OF A GOOD INSULT/COMEBACK FOR A GUY!
Sparrow: hm?
Ai: "Yeah,You can talk to me like that when you dont have to stuff your condom with bubble wrap"
Birthday, Work, Bullshit Brother.
Woot~
Ai here is loving December! (except the weather though… Sunny, Muggy and fucking hot!)
Work hours are rolling in like those hay thingis in those western movies! RICHNESS HERE I COME!
But, my birthday is upcoming and looming. It’s supposed to be awesome. Cause, duh. I’m turning 16! But the bitchness of a monster(AKA: the devil that spawned me) said I’m not old...